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FUNNY SPORTS SATIRE
MCNABB AND HIS MOTHER IN THE SOUP Camben, NJ--Corporate spokesmen for the Campbell Soup Company of Camden confirmed that the advertising campaign featuring Donovan Mc Nabb and his mother was abruptly cancelled.
With too little time to bring the soup to proper temperature, Mc Nabb had to hurry to get back on the field. His mother is inconsolable as proper preparation has been a hall mark of her food handling for the Eagles players. She said that the team always did well on the road and that throwing up on the astro turf is not the same as "on the road". Both she and Donovan were actively looking for another corporate sponsor and said that the recent stroke suffered by Teddy Bruschi was not the result of any hexes or occult intervention on their part. Bruschi denied eating any Campbell's New England clam chowder soup but did not rule out the mushroom soup, which has always been his favorite. He only eats manhattan clam chowder. |
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| Born and raised in Philadelphia, Allen Rosenberg--no relation to Alan Greenspan--is an ardent, long-time Eagles fan who sat through the 1948 championship--an Eagles win--n Chicago's snowy, ice-cold Shibe Park. A 50-year coaching veteran of rowing, and winner of world and Olympic gold medals, Allen was recently "remembered" by Pennsylvania Governer Ed Rendell for nailing 16 hookers one desperate Philadelphia weekend in 1958. "I was exhausted," he says. "But they were more exhausted." Rosenberg's full-length autobiography is scheduled for publication next Fall through Hyperion Press. In it, he details a unique life, placing special focus on that record-breaking weekend. "I was never quite the same after that," is one of many remarkable observations he shares. |
We would like to thank Steve Becker, editor and writer of the " Becker Sports Report" for permission to reprint this article.
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