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Collingwood football club is in crisis mode after the shock announcement that Saverio "Sav" Giovanni Rocca, ( I never knew his middle name was Giovanni.. guessing there is some Italian ancestry here), has filed suit against Sunicrust Bakeries. In a press statement just issued by CFC Eddie McGuire states that: " the club is not involved but handwriting experts have supported the Rocka suit ". More to follow.......

The suit alleges misuse of his signature that could be seen as "product endorsement". The matter is before the Victorian Supreme court and is Sub Judice but nevertheless I will try to gather more information.

I have seen the pic of the offending product, it is definitely his signature. Hard to believe that a company like Sunicrust would take advantage of someone like Rocca. He might be a bit slow but they have gone Too far.. Hope he sues the pants off them. After all they have plenty of dough.

In a further development the Collingwood Football Club has announced the appointment of a Numeracy and Literacy tutor, Eddie McGuire was heard to say, " We should have done something sooner". This is embarrassing not only to Rocca and Collingwood but football in general."

At the risk of being held in contempt of the supreme court I have published the exhibit pic. You be the judge... Is this Rocca's signature... Scroll down.